Post by ilovdieselsmoke on Apr 5, 2012 13:59:04 GMT -5
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this age old truckers disease. The disease is called "Gonorrheadrfrning." It is pronounced "Gonna-b-a-driv-4-nothing" and it is a terrible strain on the lower purse strings. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your local dispatchers rectum. Many victims contracted it during the first few months of moving port containers...
But now most people, after having been infected for a relatively short period, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is unless immediate action is taken..
It's sad because Gonorrheadrfrning is now easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "showmeda$$$$".. You take the first dose now, the second dose tomorrow, another the third day and simply don't engage in such behavior ever again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all truckin as we know it for many years to come.
But now most people, after having been infected for a relatively short period, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is unless immediate action is taken..
It's sad because Gonorrheadrfrning is now easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "showmeda$$$$".. You take the first dose now, the second dose tomorrow, another the third day and simply don't engage in such behavior ever again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all truckin as we know it for many years to come.
? Give that man whatever he wants. He's so desperate that he's trying to commit suicide. Call the Samaratins...call 911! $hit! Somebody call a F'n crane!