Large hot air sucking machines being installed

[petedabroker]

It was reported that both Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein have introduced a bill for the purchase of Hot Air Sucking Machines. HASM for short. Two this week alone will be installed in California. One HASM will be located at each of their offices. It has been estimated that global warming will be reduced by 50% alone after the HASM's are up and working. One other machine was being packaged as we speak, in route to Mr.Brennan's office at the FMC.

The Federation for Cool Air, sponsored this legislation. Their experts estimated that just over 75.00692% of all the hot air, is being supplied by these three sources alone.

In a related story, three monkeys have been purchased by the group called, Folks Against Government Savings, (F.A.G.S.) for short. Those monkeys will be used when the same three government officials are on vacation. They will be responsible for all office functions, new legislation, and government over site. During the test period , they actually out performed the current office holders, in both looks and fairness. Many more monkeys are now currently on back order. The only downfall so far is the monkeys refuse to keep their diapers on, resulting in a whole lot of s.h.i.t., being spewd, all over the office. F.A.G.S. officials reported the crap was no more than was already present.

[petedabroker]

Rush delivery being made to Barbara Makulski's office. She will get the model with a few more bells and whistles. Its called the Digitally Incorporated Knitting Ejaculation System. (D.I.K.E.S.) for short. That feature moves the air at 10 times the normal rate. (F.A.G.S.) stated that system was needed because much more hot air reduction is required at her office.

[frenchfried]

just wait till wednesday, they'll just need one machine to hover over the capital dome ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[petedabroker]

The implementations of Hot Air Sucking Machines (HASM) has been delayed. Seems they are in need of Congressional approval and so far both sides of the isles are fighting their cost. Republicans say its needed regardless of its cost. Democrats say, it would cause and injustice toward their party. Libertarians say its against the constitution, and Independents voice concerns its not a guaranteed solution, while Ralph Nader's industry experts state we would need hundreds of thousands of them to put even a dent in the Capitol's hot air problems.

For now all have elected to go with the portable units now being produced, namely Air Singular Solution Hot Orifice Little Extractors, short named A.S.S.H.O.L.E. Most agree the A.S.S.H.O.L.E. , should provide a temporary solution.